#USNationalDebt
Trump dropped a $36 trillion bomb 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).
According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesn't have to pay back part of its national debt.
Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉
This report comes from the brand new Dodge Department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑💼🔧
And there, amidst the Excel program, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities."
Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury Department misidentified the PIN. 😵💫