According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.
Excuse me? What? What if I prepare my bills stating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉
This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store equipped with Wi-Fi). 🧑💼🔧
And there, between Excel spreadsheets, pastries, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."
Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to say that the Treasury miscalibrated the PIN. 😵💫
Some shout, "This will change the game!" while others scream, "This is a horror movie, and the villain is The Economist!"