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According to it, a recent audit found that perhaps, and perhaps only, the United States may not have to pay back part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills claiming that I conducted a personal audit as well? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among the Excel program, the pastries, and the bizarre theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream "this will change the game!", while others scream "this is a horror movie, and the villain is The Economist!"