#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesn't have to pay back part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submit my bills indicating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store equipped with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst the Excel program, sweet cakes, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misidentified the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream "this will change the game!" while others yell "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp glances, lawyers with black circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.