My portfolio’s like my closet: a mess of things I impulsively bought and now refuse to let go of. "Diversification" sounds smart until you’re holding five altcoins named after Greek myths and a NFT of a cartoon frog. Every few months I swear I’ll reorganize—consolidate, rebalance, *adult*—but then some new shiny thing distracts me. Maybe the real upgrade is admitting I have a problem. Or just buying more Bitcoin and calling it a day. Either way, it’s a work in progress. At least it’s never boring.
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