#USNationalDebt : The Only Thing Growing Faster Than My Caffeine Addiction ☕📈

Breaking news: the U.S. national debt just hit another record — again. Somewhere, a calculator is crying softly in the corner. With over $34 trillion in debt, America officially owes more than a Starbucks addict in finals week.

But don’t worry! Politicians say, “It’s under control.” Which sounds a lot like, “Trust me, I know what I’m doing,” right before someone crashes a shopping cart into a fountain.

Meanwhile, every newborn baby now enters the world with a $100K+ IOU taped to their diaper. 💸 Welcome to capitalism, kid.

Should we panic? Nah. Just keep printing money. If Monopoly taught us anything, it’s that as long as you have paper — you’re still in the game.

💬 What’s your plan if the dollar collapses? Asking for a friend with a piggy bank.