🤣💦 WHO BOUGHT $ETH THINKING $3K WAS GUARANTEED...

…is now crying in the office bathroom with their AirPods in and tears syncing to the market chart 📉📱🚽

“It’s just a dip,” they whispered...

“Bull run coming,” they hoped...

Then BOOM — reality hit harder than gas fees in 2021 💸🔥

Meanwhile, the “bad” coins — the ones everyone laughed at —

Yeah, those are out here doing +300% overnight like it’s nothing. 🚀😂

🙏 God forbid the wrong coin explodes again...

Because $ETH maxis out here looking at meme coins like:

👀 “Wait... maybe I should’ve aped in?”

💬 Drop a 🙋‍♂️ if you’re that guy

💬 Drop a 🚀 if you’re already riding the next wave

#ETH #Write2Earn #BinanceLaughs #CryptoReality #NextCoinPlease #BathroomTears #BullTrapBlues #SwingTradingStrategy