What the hell

These past two months have been a nightmare

Falling even in war

Falling even after a ceasefire

That damn ETF has net outflows but still falls

Even with net inflows it still falls

Every month those messy data

What this P and that I

And your damn month-on-month

And your damn year-on-year comparisons

Your damn mother still has to deal with non-farm

Non-farm my ass

Bad data falls, good data falls

Every day it's just a fall

There's nothing left to fall

Just wait and see

When interest rates drop it will still fall

Then you’ll ask why it fell even after the rate cut

And then they'll hit you with

Good news turns bad