Mike Brown
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ELON BREAKS HIS SILENCE ON DRUG RUMORS 🧪
And yes — he brought receipts.
After weeks of whispers and wild headlines, Elon Musk just dropped a drug test report on X:
❌ Cocaine
❌ Ketamine
❌ Ecstasy
❌ Amphetamines
Clean. At least on paper 👀
This comes after that May 30 article claiming he was partying on substances during his time at DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency 😭 yes that’s real).
🔥 But it doesn’t end there…
Post-DOGE era?
Musk vs Trump got messy. 👀
Even Epstein got dragged in.
Musk: “If I knew, I wouldn’t have worked with him.”
Now the bromance is broken, and crypto X is eating it up.
💭 So is the test a PR move? A real cleanse? Or just more Elon chaos marketing?
One thing’s for sure — he knows how to stay in the feed.
Whether it’s rockets, rug pulls, or rumors…
ELON STAYS MAIN CHARACTER.
And yes — he brought receipts.
After weeks of whispers and wild headlines, Elon Musk just dropped a drug test report on X:
❌ Cocaine
❌ Ketamine
❌ Ecstasy
❌ Amphetamines
Clean. At least on paper 👀
This comes after that May 30 article claiming he was partying on substances during his time at DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency 😭 yes that’s real).
🔥 But it doesn’t end there…
Post-DOGE era?
Musk vs Trump got messy. 👀
Even Epstein got dragged in.
Musk: “If I knew, I wouldn’t have worked with him.”
Now the bromance is broken, and crypto X is eating it up.
💭 So is the test a PR move? A real cleanse? Or just more Elon chaos marketing?
One thing’s for sure — he knows how to stay in the feed.
Whether it’s rockets, rug pulls, or rumors…
ELON STAYS MAIN CHARACTER.
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