Overconfidence & Stop-Loss Snafus
Me: "Tight stop-loss, clean setup, nothing can go wrong." ๐๐
My dog: walks across keyboard ๐ถโจ๏ธ
Chart: Stop-Loss Hit. Position Closed. ๐๐
Dog: innocent puppy eyes ๐๐พ
Me: internally screaming in 7 timeframes ๐ญ
Me: "I only invest in stocks that only go up." ๐๐
Chart: huge red candle ๐๐ฌ
Me: "Well, that backfired." ๐
FOMO & Chasing the Move
Me: "I'll just patiently wait for the perfect entry..." ๐๐
Chart: suddenly rockets 10% ๐๐
Me: panics "I have FOMO!" ๐ฑ
Chart: immediately plunges ๐๐ญ
Me: facepalming all night ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Me: "Break time!" ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Chart: crashes 7% ๐๐ฑ
Me: "This sandwich tastes a lot like defeat." ๐ฅช๐ฉ
Emotional Rollercoaster
Chart: surges +5% ๐๐
Me: breaks out dance moves ๐๐ฐ
Chart: plummets -6% ๐๐
Me: "Oh no..." ๐ฉ
Me: "Off to bed, I'm done trading." ๐ด๐
Chart (overnight): gaps -10% then +8% ๐๐๐ณ
Me: "Is this real life?" ๐คฏ
Everyday Trader Drama
Spouse: "Are you trading or gambling?" ๐ฒ
Me: "It's the same thing." ๐
Chart: turns entirely red ๐
Me: "I should stick to groceries." ๐๐
Broker: "Connection lost." ๐ซ๐ถ
Me: sees price spike ๐ฑ
Chart: tanks without me ๐๐ญ
Me: "Perfect timing as always." ๐
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