🌎 GLOBAL FRENZY: Nearly 70,000 People Lined Up for the “$TRUMP

Gold Card” 💳

No joke — the Trump team just dropped the “Trump Gold Card”, priced at $5 million, and the world is going nuts over it.

Wanna move to the U.S.? Just bring $5M and good vibes. That’s literally it.

The pitch?

“Send the money, and you’re basically American.”

✅ No interviews

✅ No paperwork

✅ No waiting years for approvals

Just wire the cash, and boom — instant U.S. permanent residency.

You can work legally, pay zero tax on foreign income (yep, for real), and flex a black-and-gold card with Trump’s face and signature — like an NFT with actual power.

Rumor has it Elon Musk helped build the backend.

So yeah... this isn’t your average visa — it’s a meme card with mega utility.

🎯 Goal? Sell 1 million cards = $5 trillion to erase the U.S. national debt.

“Make America Rich Again,” I guess?

If I had $5 million…

I’d toss $1M into $BTC and coast through life on the beach. 🏖️

What about you — would you drop $5M for U.S. citizenship?

P.S. Word is… flash this card at customs and officers might salute you. 😎🇺🇸