#XSuperApp Elon Musk doesn't rest even when he sleeps (if he sleeps at all). Now he wants X, formerly known as Twitter, to become a super app.

So what is that? Well, basically, a digital Swiss army knife that lets you send a meme, pay rent, invest in Dogecoin, and order sushi… all from the same button 🍣💸

The idea sounds cool, yes. But it also feels a bit dizzying, like: “What if the app sends me a kitten sticker while charging me a fee?” 😳

This is serious: payments, investments, shopping, videos, live streams, crypto, expert kitten reels in stocks… and whatever comes next. Musk wants you to live, laugh, earn, pay, and die within his app 🧠📲💀

Are we witnessing the beginning of Skynet but with emojis and a buy button? It could be.

Does it seem a bit like Black Mirror to me? Also.

Am I going to use it? OBVIOUSLY