Fake Abstract Copy:

How did I become a CMO at 23?

I ran into Zhao Changpeng while playing golf yesterday, what did we talk about?

I'm about to go to the Binance VIP dinner, what do you want to ask the big sister?

I got involved with a big shot from Chengdu, and his backdoor taught me a life-changing lesson.

I sat on the reproductive organ, how did I get promoted all the way?

Socializing upwards at 19, achieving financial freedom at 25, what did I do right?

I sold a 300w+ Hermès, how did I still make a profit?

Graduated with a first from Oxford University, how did I plan my life?

Interning at a top investment bank, why did I decline the return offer?

I quit Tencent without a backup plan, did I ruin my life?

It's so painful, I keep shorting and making money. Next month, a luxury ticket to the Arctic has already earned me back a day's worth, why has my life always been on easy mode?

Real Abstract Copy:

Postponing military decisions on Iran, Trump is going golfing this weekend.