A man enters a library, walks straight up to the librarian and says aloud:

— "A hamburger, fries, and a soda, please!" 🍔🍟🥤

The librarian looks at him, taken aback, and calmly replies:

— "Sir, this is a library..." 🤫

The man then leans towards her, blushes a little, and whispers:

— "Oh… sorry… a hamburger, fries, and a soda, please…"

Moral: he may be hungry, but he remains polite 😄📚

Sometimes, silence is golden… especially in libraries!