$USDC When the market is like a caffeine-fueled teenager — jumping up and down and going back up, there is a coin that does not dramatize. It’s not $PEPE with a nervous twitch, nor $DOGE with fits of genius. It’s $USDC, stable as grandma’s pension and predictable as a Monday morning.

While some are in panic and shouting: "Bitcoin has dropped!", $USDC remains calmly at 1.00. Neither 0.999 nor 1.001. It stays there, like your ex waiting for stability (spoiler: they won't wait forever).

$USDC — the perfect companion for those who love trading, but don’t love heart attacks. Parking your profits? Keep them in $USDC. Want to weather the storm? Again, $USDC.

In summary, do you want a little peace in the crypto chaos? Get some $USDC. You won't thank me — but you won't curse me either!