$USDC

What did one Bitcoin say to a USDC?

"You are so stable that you look like my grandmother after a nap... boring, but reliable!"

A USDC walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The USDC sighs and says, "It's just that... my life has no volatility!"

What is the USDC's favorite joke?

"My life is so predictable that even my horoscope says 'tomorrow, just like today'!"