$USDC

$USDC – also known as the "good child, good student" of the stablecoin village 💼🪙. While other coins often "pretend to peg and then secretly depeg", USDC consistently strives for "1 dollar is 1 dollar", just like a top student who tries to answer every question correctly! 📚💯

Issued by Circle – a close friend of Coinbase, audited, clearly managed, and soon to be "favored" by the GENIUS Act. People call Tether the “king of volume,” but USDC is the “ideal son-in-law of Wall Street”: clean, transparent, not playing around, and even has… a savings account.

However, USDC also had a "legendary stumble" when SVB collapsed in 2023, causing it to lose its peg slightly – but then it got back up as if it never... collapsed 😅.

Joking aside: if stablecoins are like children, then USDC is the one that parents proudly show off at every class reunion. Safe, easy to control, and well-behaved. In the "mischievous" world of crypto, having a child like that is truly… precious! 💵🧠😎