Jerome Powell just pulled a classic:
👉 Says inflation’s still a thing.
👉 Says ‘patience’ like it’s a personality trait.
👉 Market: mildly confused but vibing. 😂
Everyone waiting for rate cuts like it’s free merch drop.
Newsflash: Powell ain’t your sugar daddy.
No quick cuts, no instant dopamine. Just vibes, data, and ‘we’ll see’. 😴
Tech stocks doing their lil’ happy dance.
Crypto? Volatile, as always.
Bonds? Acting like they’ve seen worse.
Moral of the story?
Adapt. Or get memed by the market.
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