Bearing the title of 'Mr. Too Late', Powell has held steady for the fourth consecutive time. The dot plot still suggests two rate cuts this year, with the market focusing on the action window in September, as reported by Jin Ten Data.

Old Powell predictably held steady, while Trump predictably continued to criticize Old Powell as Mr. Too Late.

BTC is predictably showing no volatility; what could possibly move BTC now? The apocalypse?