🧼📉 “I Used to Be a Crypto Millionaire… Then I Took a Shower 🚿”
I left my phone for 7 minutes. Came back:
– Portfolio: -47%
– $DOGE barking at me
– $BTC ghosted me
– Even $SPK said “Don’t look at me, bro” 😂
Lesson learned:
💡 In crypto, 1 minute = 7 years of drama.
Don’t blink. Don’t shower. Don’t live. Just HODL. 🤣
If you’ve ever gone to make noodles and came back broke, welcome to the squad. 🍜💸
Who else is surviving the daily crypto rollercoaster?
Comment your funniest dip story 👇👇
