$USDC - A coin for those who are afraid to live.

No X10, no panic sells — just boredom, stability, and a 1:1 rate.

You wanted adrenaline, but you ended up in a warm bath with regulators.

USDC is not crypto, it's a quiet office with an accountant asking to keep it down.

While others are catching pumps, you're sitting with a "digital dollar" and hoping for what?

For stability? Bro, stability is a code word for a boring life.

🙃 Bought $USDC? Congratulations, you're in crypto, but without crypto. It's like you're at a party, but only drinking water.