$USDC

USDC — how the CIA invented the stablecoin

You are tired of inflation, fake promises from central banks, and silly advice from economists on YouTube, and you decided — that's it, I'm going into crypto! I’m taking control of my money into my own hands because, as you know, Bitcoin is freedom, decentralization, and lack of censorship.

…And here you are, all free, proud, and incorruptible, suddenly deciding not to take risks and converting everything to USDC — the digital dollar from a company partially supported by the very same people you just ran away from. Bingo.