🇺🇸 FOMC MEETING: AMERICAN EDITION
Trump: "CUT RATES OR I’LL FORCE SOMETHIN’!"
Powell: "Talk to the dot plot, Don. 🔫📉"
Fed holds rates like it’s the Alamo
Trims 2025 cuts to ONE like a budget Rambo
September? Maybe. Inflation? Shaky.
But the Fed’s independence? STILL OAKY. 💪
