$ZKJ $BTC

Me: Broke, scrolling memes.

Also me: Buys $20 of ZKJ Coin for “research.” 🧐

Fast forward ⏩

ZKJ takes off like it had Red Bull and rocket fuel. 🚀💸

Now I’m sipping coconut water on a beach, pretending I always understood Zero-Knowledge Proofs. 😌🌴

ZKJ =

✅ Knows nothing

✅ Tells no one

✅ Makes me look smart 💁🏽‍♂️

Moral of the story:

Don’t sleep on coins that mind their business while growing your bag. 😴💼