No, it's not a new Tesla.
Nope, not a Mars mission either.
This time, it’s… a drug test. And it came back 100% clean. 💥
On June 11, 2025, Elon Musk$DOGE posted something no one saw coming — his official drug test results, issued by United States Drug Testing Laboratories Inc. Marijuana? ❌ Cocaine? ❌ Fentanyl? ❌
All substances: NEGATIVE.
Everything: “Normal.” Period.
🔥 For anyone who's been following the Elon rumor mill — this is big.
From the infamous Joe Rogan joint to the rumors of wild parties, executive meltdowns, and even federal agency reviews (yep, NASA and USAF were watching), Musk has been the subject of nonstop speculation.
Now? He’s done with the noise.
He brought receipts.
> "Those rumors that I took drugs can all be stopped!" — Elon Musk
Let’s be honest — this move is classic Elon. When the world zigs, he zags.
Data over drama. Facts over feelings.
But here’s what I’m really asking myself (and maybe you are too):
💡 Was this a masterclass in reputation control?
🧠 Or just Elon being... unapologetically Elon?
📉 Will the media walk back years of wild speculation?
📈 Will coins like $DOGE or $TSLA tokenized assets see a momentum swing from this PR clarity?
Love him or hate him, Musk knows how to take back the narrative — and he just did it with a lab report.
One thing’s certain:
While the world’s still setting up the chessboard, Elon’s already thinking five moves ahead.
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Let me know — is this the final word, or just another wild chapter in the Musk saga?
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