Altcoins are chanting prayers.
Bitcoin lighting incense. 🕯️📿
Chairman Powell hasn’t cut interest rates yet —
…but he has been cutting investor portfolios since January. 💉📉
“Will the Fed finally cut rates?”
→ Nope. The Fed is busy cutting confidence. 💔
USDT is trembling.
Gold is sweating.
Meme coins have lost their sense of direction. 😵💫
Traders are biting their nails.
HODLers are biting the floor.
Only Grandpa Powell remains calm — tweaking percentages like he's adjusting fate itself. ⚖️
If the Fed cuts rates?
We'll call it “Monetary Spring.” 🌸💵
If not?
Then welcome to “Crypto Winter, season n+1.” ❄️☃️
