#FOMCMeeting đ¨ FOMC Just Met⌠and Did Basically Nothing (Again) đ¤đ
The Fed just wrapped up another thrilling episode of âWill They Cut Rates?â andâsurpriseâthey didnât. Instead, Jerome Powell gave us his best poker face and said, âMaybe later... if inflation behaves.â đ
So, what does this mean for crypto? Well, the market's still stuck in this awkward âAre we risk-on or risk-off?â limbo. Bitcoin blinked, altcoins sighed, and traders grabbed more coffee.
Rate cuts are now like that ex who keeps saying âmaybe weâll get back togetherâ â but never shows up. Until then, expect more chop, more memes, and maybe some moonshots.