#MetaplanetBTCPurchase Metaplanet — Japanese crypto-ninja 🏯🗡️**
▸ Secretly: buying Bitcoin (already 141 BTC)
▸ Officially: We are just... uh... diversifying assets
▸ Stocks: +300% (investors be like: *"Oh, are they serious?!"*)
Trick: take loans in yen → convert to BTC → profit! 💰
