🔐 Between a Crypto Guy and His Wife

👩‍🦰 Wife –

"I'm tired of waiting around the house all day. You can’t go one day without staring at those Bitcoin charts!"

🧔 Husband –

"Oh... tomorrow’s going to be bullish. My mood is already oversold!"

👩‍🦰 –

"Careful... if you break the resistance line in this house, there will be liquidation."

🧔 –

"Haha... you're my only true asset!"

👩‍🦰 –

"Good. Then tomorrow, please submit the household budget—with a whitepaper."