My first day in crypto (mood: 'I got it all')

▫️ Installed Binance – now I'm a techie

▫️ Bought a random token – this is "diversification"

▫️ Placed a limit order – I feel like a wolf on Wall Street

▫️ The chart went the wrong way – it's Elon Musk's fault

P.S. Where's the button to "become a millionaire"? Or do I need to unlock it first? 🔓

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