#MetaplanetBTCPurchase

**Breaking News:** Metaplanet has officially joined the "Let's Buy BTC Because, Why Not?" club. With their bold acquisition, they’ve shown the world that cash is overrated, fiat is ancient history, and volatility is just another word for "thrill ride."

While mere mortals debate interest rates and inflation, Metaplanet is out here stacking sats like there’s no tomorrow—because who needs liquidity when you can have laser eyes instead?

Meanwhile, traditional finance is shaking in its boots, wondering if they should start accepting payment in memes.