Me vs. Crypto Trading (A Tragic Love Story):
1.Me spotting a meme coin pumping:
"This is it. My redemption arc starts NOW."
2.Me buying in:"I'm basically early to the next DOGE."
3.Chart immediately dumps 40%:"Just a healthy pullback..."(nervous sweating)
4.Me panic-selling:"I'll buy back lower!" (never does)
5.Coin does 10x next day:"I AM THE LIQUIDITY."*
