Oh, you're still waiting for permission to buy Bitcoin? ๐Ÿ˜ Adorable. While the masses chase memecoins and CPI headlines ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ, BTC just keeps doing what it does best โ€” being the apex asset ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿช™.

21M supply. No CEO. No weekends off. Just pure, uncensored monetary truth โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ”. Itโ€™s not โ€œriskyโ€ โ€” itโ€™s inevitable.

Every dip? A blessing ๐Ÿ˜‡

Every panic? An opportunity ๐Ÿ’ผ

Every HODLer? Smug and unbothered ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸงŠ

While fiat burns ๐Ÿ”ฅ and banks beg for bailouts ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซ , Bitcoin just keeps producing blocks โ€” tick tock, next block โฐ๐Ÿ“ฆ

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