$BTC Metaplanet be like: “Let’s go broke buying Bitcoin… but make it corporate!” 😎💸

Japan’s Metaplanet is dropping $10M in zero coupon bonds just to buy more BTC pulling a full on MicroStrategy cosplay. 🎭📉📈

Inflation hedge? Moon mission? Or just another episode of "When Degens Wear Suits"? 😂

BTC +1.86% after the news. Coincidence? Maybe. Entertainment? Definitely.

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