๐ข Breaking news from the White House!
Trump announces: "We're turning America's treasury into Bitcoin... because the dollar is tired and I'm still energetic!" ๐ธ๐ง๐ฅ
Trump says that Bitcoin is faster than the Federal Reserve, more trustworthy than CNN, and cannot be printed!
He wonders: "Why print money, if we can mine blockchain?!" โ๏ธ๐
๐ The economy is shaking, and Trump tweets: "Bitcoin is not currency... Bitcoin is a rocket, and I am the captain!" ๐
๐ Today's advice:
When politicians get into crypto, be cautiousโฆ but don't forget to set a stop loss before Bitcoin turns into a postage stamp ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ
Follow us for more financial jokes, before your wallet turns into a museum of extinct cryptocurrencies! ๐ฆ๐ช
