XRP moves money so fast, banks pretend they invented it 💸⚡️—but nah, Ripple been cooking while the rest play catch-up 🐢💤. BTC is gold, ETH’s the computer… XRP? It’s the plumbing under your financial system 💧🔧.
Courtroom drama? Please. XRP's been fighting the SEC with one hand and still clearing billions in volume 🌊📊.
While you wait 3 days for a wire, XRP settles in 3 seconds and keeps receipts 🧾🕒.
You can laugh now—but when it flips the switch? You’ll hear that whoosh… that was your bank catching up 😏🛫