$BTC
Donald Trump once called Bitcoin a "scam", but who would have thought that now he wants to bring BTC into... the U.S. Treasury! It seems that Trump thinks: "If you can't beat it, buy a lot of it!" In the TrumpBTCTreasury scenario, the U.S. Treasury would hold cold wallets instead of gold bars, and every time Congress meets, instead of discussing the budget, the senators would... check Bitcoin prices. If this really happens, perhaps the symbol of the dollar will change from George Washington to... the B symbol of BTC.