$BTC

I bought Bitcoin at $60k. Then it dipped. I bought more at $50k. Then it crashed. Now I’m emotionally attached. I don’t own Bitcoin — Bitcoin owns me. Every time it pumps $200, I scream “WE’RE BACK!” and 10 minutes later it dumps again like it heard me. My friends invest in real estate… I invest in digital disappointment. But hey, at least my imaginary coins are safer than my emotions. One day I’ll tell my grandkids: “I held through 7 dips and 3 mental breakdowns… all for 0.002 BTC.” 🚀