#CardanoDebate #CardanoDebate be like a family dinner gone sideways.

๐Ÿฅ‚ One side: โ€œCardano is the future! Slow and steady wins the race!โ€

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Other side: โ€œAt this speed, snails are outpacing it on CoinMarketCap!โ€

Itโ€™s giving: that one genius who always submits late but wants full marks ๐Ÿ˜…

Charles Hoskinson out here playing 4D chessโ€ฆ

Meanwhile, the rest of cryptoโ€™s busy throwing pies. ๐Ÿฅง

ADA holders? Meditating in the Himalayas, still waiting on that next smart contract updateโ€ฆ

(Last seen promised 3 moons and 5 hard forks ago ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ”€)

Meme coins did a 20x overnight, and ADA fans be like:

๐Ÿ‘‰ โ€œBut is it peer-reviewed tho??โ€

Only in Cardano do debates need footnotes, a thesis, and a TED Talk. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ“š

Still holding ADA?

Respect.

Youโ€™ve got diamond hands and a philosophy degree. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ“–