🥳 Today the most powerful president of the most powerful country in the world and its intergalactic surroundings turns 79 years old. #DonaldTrump So I am going to congratulate him, but as if he were the Baby Jesus or Saint Nicholas:

🎂 On this very special day, I want to wish you a very happy birthday. I hope this new year of life is filled with health, happiness, and success. Your political and economic influence has been monumental worldwide, and I trust that you can continue to use that strength to promote dialogue and peace among nations. May your leadership inspire agreements of understanding that prevent conflicts and foster global harmony.

🚀 Ah, I also wish that your currency $TRUMP is very successful and rises to infinity and beyond like Andy's toy. This is indeed a selfish wish on my part, but I just want to recover the almost $30 that I threw away... Sorry!, that I "invested" in that piece of meme that has only given me headaches. 🤪

Happy birthday! With 💜, Nalla

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