It's clear that Tehran has decided to play the role of the "reflective mirror" in the farce of international politics! "Israel welcomed its destruction"... oh my! It seems they have discovered a completely new way to celebrate: self-destruction. Perhaps this is a new form of "political yoga" where they achieve inner peace through external annihilation.

We can imagine the scene in Israel: sirens wailing in celebration, fireworks lighting up the sky, and people dancing to the tune of "Welcome to destruction, welcome to devastation!". Perhaps they are preparing a giant cake with the inscription "Congratulations on self-destruction, Tehran!", and it will surely have candles equal to the number of collapsed buildings.

But wait, does this mean they will organize tours to the sites of destruction? "See for yourselves how Israel celebrated our destruction!", perhaps there will be brochures for tourists: "Don't forget to take selfies with the rubble, it's a priceless reminder of how happy our enemies are!"

In the end, it seems Tehran has reached a new level of self-satire, or perhaps it is a desperate attempt to draw attention. Either way, we can say that Israel didn't even need to lift a finger, as Tehran handled the task perfectly... and even more!

Oh God, strike the oppressors with the oppressors