📰 😅BREAKING NEWS:

Israel vs Iran just dropped the biggest crossover episode of the decade…

Meanwhile, every crypto guy on Earth:

👨‍💻 “Bro… can we PLEASE have our alt season before WW3 starts?” 😭📉💥

Just trying to vibe, DCA, and wait for that sweet 100x on some cat-themed coin 🐱🚀

But nope — the world had other plans. 🌍🔥

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