#IsraelIranConflict
US 🇺🇲: Iran 🇮🇷 is an irresponsible state, we cannot let them have nukes.
Rest of the World: What about Pakistan 🇵🇰?
US 🇺🇲: Oh, Pakistan? That’s different. She’s my b!tch. I’ll protect her at all costs. Last time India railed her , we threatened em with trade.
