Market: I zig.
Trader: I zag.
Profit? Maybe... but stress? Always!"
1.
š Market goes up.
š Trader: Iām a genius!
š Market goes down.
š© Trader: Itās manipulation!
2.
Trader's prayer:
"Dear Market, please respect my stop-loss this time. Amen."
3.
Market Mood:
Monday: š„
Tuesday: š¤
Wednesday: š“
Thursday: š±
Friday: š