#TrumpTariffs

🌍 TrumpTariffs: When It's Not One Thing, It's Another 😤➡️💰

As the wise said: “If there’s no bullet war, there’s dollar war.” 💸💣

And who better to lead this front than Donald Trump himself with his TrumpTariffs™ — now available in steel, aluminum, and a dash of geopolitical chaos! 🇺🇸🛠️🌪️

While the world was trying to breathe between pandemics, inflation, and cat videos on TikTok 🐱📱, Trump decided that the real threat to American freedom... was Chinese steel. 😳🧱

“Want to sell in my country? You’ll pay a tariff, champ!” – he said, with the elegance of someone negotiating as if they were in a cockfight. 🐓🔥

But look, it’s not just him: leaders around the world love a good fight. When it’s not about oil, it’s about chips. When it’s not about chips, it’s about TikTok. When it’s not about TikTok... it’s about the right to make war itself. 🤷‍♂️⚔️📉

Summary of the economic opera:

USA imposes tariffs on China.

China retaliates.

Stock market wobbles.

We pay R$ 7 for the dollar and tomatoes become luxury items. 🍅💎

Moral of the story?

In the tariff war, no one comes out unscathed. The only one who wins is the meme.

And the next time you see a more expensive product, remember: it may not have been the shipping’s fault, but rather the ego of a president with Playmobil hair. 🧔🟠