A group of cryptocurrency big shots died and were stopped by God at the gates of heaven:

"Those who harvest the leeks are not allowed in."

So they were cast into hell.

The next day, housing prices in hell surged, miners flocked in, demons launched tokens, the bull-headed and horse-faced pulled up and shorted, and Satan personally became the market maker.

Heaven was peaceful until the angels quietly loaded their wallets, and Jesus began studying smart contracts.

Heaven couldn't block greed, and hell became the next Web3 hotspot.