๐ฅ *"BTC USDT $107K - THE MARKET IS CONTROLLED BY CYBORG CATS!* ๐ฑโก
Check out this chart: Bitcoin was sucked into the vortex **-1.51%** after touching **$109K**! But look at the volume **1.7B USDT**โthat's equivalent to 15.716 BTC *swallowed by aliens* in 24 hours!
๐ธ **Absurd Facts**:
- The MA(99) line **$108,783.46** is *actually a secret code* for UFO coordinates!
- **"Price Protection"** = an energy shield to fend off *short attacks from parallel dimensions*.
- **106,600** = The price where whales *turn into plankton* if it breaks down!
๐ฅ **Crazy Prediction**: If MA(7) **$107,510.82** *collabs* with MA(25), we could:
1. *Jump to the moon* ๐๐ if it rebounds!
2. *Be swarmed by frog robots* ๐ธ๐ค if there's a death cross!
โจ **Mystical Tip**: Place a limit order at **$100,000.00** while *doing a HODL ritual with a unicorn horn*!
Is it risky? Yes! But *life is only onceโYOLO on this chart!*
Do you *also see the alien face pattern* in the chart? ๐ฝ **#BTCApocalypse #TradingDelusional #ToTheMoonOrMars**
