$BTC 《Self-Cultivation of Blockchain Speculators》

When Rising: I am a gambling genius, the Buffett of blockchain!

When Falling: I am a zero artist, a philanthropist of the metaverse.

When Sideways: The candlestick chart sleeps like an ECG, I become the contemporary Da Vinci—specializing in painting ineffective breakthroughs.

When the market maker draws the door, I jump rope; when the project team runs away, I practice athletics,

My wallet loses weight more disciplined than a gym membership.

Finally, I retweet "Countdown to Bull Market" on Twitter,

It feels like selling lifeboats in the desert.

(Note: This article is sponsored by "The Optimist Who Just Cut Losses," all opinions worth 0.00000001 Bitcoin—including this decimal point) Can’t take it anymore, let it be destroyed! $DOGE