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📰 BREAKING: HMSTR Token Takes a Tumble — Like a Sleepy Hamster Falling Off Its Wheel! 🐹📉
CryptoZoo Times | June 12, 2025
In the wild world of memecoins, HMSTR Token just tripped over its own paws — plummeting 42% in just 24 hours. The drop shocked the "Hammy Army" and left pet stores scratching their heads.
What caused the chaos? Analysts are still trying to figure it out, but insiders say it may have been triggered when Hammy, the token’s rodent CEO, accidentally slammed the “Sell All” button during a livestream snack break. One source claims, “He just wanted a sunflower seed.”
Top reactions from the hamster wheel of doom:
🐹 “I sold my fridge to go all-in on HMSTR. Now I'm using ice cubes to chill my regrets.” – A passionate holder
📉 “Even my old Tamagotchi is showing better gains.” – Disappointed investor
🚨 Telegram mods have stopped chart analysis and are now offering group therapy
Even rival coin CATCOIN jumped in with claws out, tweeting:
“Told you not to trust your portfolio to a hamster.”
Despite the carnage, loyal fans are unfazed:
"We squeak together, we HODL together. HMSTR forever."
Experts are advising caution, but also admit:
"Honestly, we didn’t expect a hamster-themed game token to survive past the weekend."
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