#TrumpTariffs ๐คฃ๐ฐ BITCOIN: THE FUNNY LITTLE COIN THAT WONโT DIE ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
They laughed at it in 2009...
They ignored it in 2013...
They called it a bubble in 2017...
They buried it in 2018...
They FOMO'd it in 2021...
...and now theyโre googling โhow to buy Bitcoinโ AGAIN in 2025. ๐คก๐
โก BITCOIN (BTC) โ the internetโs favorite magic internet money is back, breaking charts and breaking minds! ๐ง ๐ฅ
๐คฃ No CEO
๐คฃ No customer support
๐คฃ No weekend breaks
Yet somehow, itโs the hardest asset on Earth โ and has outperformed EVERY bank, stock, and gold bar over the past decade. ๐๐
๐ It doesnโt ask for your ID.
๐ธ It doesnโt care about inflation.
๐ Itโs borderless, censorship-resistant, and the best hedge against... well, everything your government screws up. ๐๐
๐ Economy crashing? Bitcoin laughs.
๐๏ธ More money printing? Bitcoin eats it up.
๐ฉ Wall Street hates it... until they secretly buy it.
๐ค Meanwhile, Bitcoin just keeps doing one thing:
Making early adopters rich and latecomers... meme material. ๐ข๐ธ
Invest wisely... or at least learn how to say โI almost bought BTC at $XXKโ without crying. ๐ ๐ช
